Monday, November 19, 2007

The Lil' Pischer

The funniest and most unusual gift Silas has received is the Wee Block, advertised under the tag line "Say 'No No' to Wee Wee!"

A baby boy is born with the impressive ability to pee on his head, and to pee on anything else within a two-foot radius. A carefully placed Wee Block reduces the splash zone to about half an inch (and the only one getting splashed is Silas, if anyone -- the Wee Block is fairly absorbent).

The Wee Block seems purposefully designed to look like a yarmulke, as our friend Teddy (who by the way is Jewish and means no disrespect!) pointed out. The words "Lil' Pischer," which function as a kind of name tag for the individual wearing the blocker, appear in a Hebraic-style script, and, well, the photo of Teddy makes the yarmulke-similarity case pretty well.





4 comments:

Anonymous said...

A baby boy is born with the impressive ability to pee on his head,

And, so we learn, it's never too early for Dad to start bragging...



jk

Anonymous said...

That's awesome

todd said...

That's right, Church! How 'bout a Silas vs. Sophia pee contest?

Anonymous said...

Given Sophia's recently demonstrated ability to overpower her supersized extra strength suprabsorbant nighttime diapers, I'll take that bet any day, or at least night -- so long as we're measuring on volume.

Now you're bloggin'!